Get a Tattoo and Build a Poker Bankroll

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Every poker player I know is looking for ways to build a poker bankroll passively, without actually sitting down at the poker table and playing. What could be more appealing than putting your poker bankroll on autopilot?

Body advertising is becoming big. You can depend on big income for having your body tattooed with the logo of a participating sponsor.

The average sponsor pays the following.

  • $10,000 per year – logo on forehead or face
  • $2,000 per year – logo on your forearm
  • $10,000 flat fee – logo on your genitalia
  • $50,000 flat fee to use your entire body as a marketing sales letter or other marketing piece of your sponsor's choosing

Of course, your sponsor will send a representative to check that you are keeping your end of the bargain. You must agree to surprise meetings throughout the advertising term along with a full inspection of the logo tattoo to make sure you are playing ball.

If you are interested in becoming a body advertising poker icon and would like us to assist you in finding a sponsor, look at the date of this post.

Potential copy for this body advertising campaign:


Of course, I am kidding about the tattoos, however, I am serious about hearing from you. Please leave a comment below.

Until next time, remember my motto…

When you can't raise, don't call.


Donna Blevins
Poker Mindset Coach

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4 thoughts on “Get a Tattoo and Build a Poker Bankroll”

  1. LoL Donna, you had me a little excited for a min! I was reading that thinking….."Hmmmmm, I could handle getting a tattoo on my hand or forearm" lol Oh the things I'd do for my love of Poker! hehehe BTW….I have a tattoo on my back 🙂
    xoxo, Julie

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